mccooper69 asked:

Dracula went to the doctors he said doctor I'm coffin!

cookies (=^・^=) Answer:

fishmiss asked:

What did the first hat say to the other? You stay here im gonna go on ahead

cookies (=^・^=) Answer:

gurlfriend: happy fathers day

bf: but im not a dad

gf: :)

perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant

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the weather

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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